The Truth About "Jesus"

[Big Game]

I don't know how many of you remember the "Good Times" episode when J.J. painted a picture of Black Jesus. Well it turns out that it really wasn't black Jesus he painted, as people just assumed it was. Rather the object of his portraiture was none other the "Ned the Wino"

So I guess I'm wondering if our newbie, Jesus, is Black Jesus or "Ned the Wino." Is there a question we could ask him that would give us some insight to his true identity?


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XT hubs probably give you the most bang for your buck. They are pretty heavy, and lack the precise racheting of a King. However they are bulletfroof and relatively cheap.

[Jesus]

Ah, a seeker of the truth. Because only in Jesus willst thou find the truth.

I don't know how the story ever got out about Jesus supposedly creating more wine for the masses at the wedding at Cana in Galilee. Jesus did not even like the home made gnu urine that was being tossed around. When Jesus' mother came to him and said there was no more wine, Jesus sang praise to the father, told them to refill the jars with water and bring them to the feast. When the people at the feast drank from the jars they realized it was a malt type of beverage. Jesus explained to the people at Cana that what they have consumed was the very first supply of Colt 45. Now THAT was a celebration!

It is also not widely known that Jesus also supplied chicken fried in the fat of a boar and large melons with red flesh.

[I Are Baboon]

Is it pronounced "hey-SOOS"?

[EVIL BOTA]

Jesus is a african american? Damm where have I been.

[Thedewser]

C'mon now, this is new to some of you??? Haven't any of you seen Dogma!!??? I mean if it is a Kevin Smith movie, it must be true!!!

[Dawgee]

im kind of fond of that darwin guy myself

[fatire]

Fatire wonders if Jesus is actually BG?

While riding with a broken spoke is permissable on a conventional rim brake wheel, one should be very cautious when riding a disc wheel with a missing spoke due the the higher forces that need to be tranmitted through the spokes from the rotor to the tire. (Whew!)

[Big Game]

Big Game is wondering if fatire is Big Game. Wait, that couldn't be possible. Or maybe it is. Maybe all of humanity shares a common spirit. Perhaps we are all soulmates.

Cumbuya M*****-F*****s!!!

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Having problems with your grips slipping? (especially with grip shifts) Use some adhesive. Don't worry, the grips won't be on there permanently, you can still get them off with a long skinny screwdriver. But the big advantage is that when your grips get wet, your grips won't slip.

And if the grips won't slip, you must aquit.

[Shubnigurath]

Your sensless discourse on the racial identity of this "Jesus" is pointless, mortals. Dont you realize there are far greater, more inimical powers at work on your puny chunck of rock, dwellers on the border of your perceptions...nameless ancient horrors awaiting beyond that stygian vacant darkness you call your mind....oh, just wait you unbelievers..the maddness is already trickling into you collective conciousnessess (damn, can never spell that right)..Big Ga*me exhibits many of t)he symptoms of glorious insanity allre=ady and how many morth4as shal*> subc-blixe-omb to th-ekoei l and when it N?!iruih rule the ear^Klopp2 p bllpiiiekl pmkld to the end of timo39pklm;pp0-[ ./w'... .rrfgryhh......................................... .................................................. .................................................. ....

[Shubnigurath]

MUUHHHAAHHHAAHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!Yes my child!!!thats it..give in to your anger...unleash the dark storm of your unmitigated vengence....MUUAHHAHHAAAHAAAAAA......

[AGENTGRAPE]

BUT WOULD JESUS RIDE A HARDTAIL OR GO THE FULL SUSPENSION ROUTE?

[MTBSteve]

I think he would have a FS bike

[Jesus]

Jesus traverses the forests of our Father on the wheels of a regular, non-suspension Trek 820. remember, Jesus can walk on water, brothers, which means that Jesus can also ride on air. Especially after Jesus takes multiple tokes off of a diminutive pipe laden with one of Gods very special plants. But, of course, Jesus does not fool around when it comes to the holy cannibis, for Jesus enjoys hydroponic farming.

[gungywump]

Jesus is a african american? Damm where have I been.



You been living in a cave


Actually Hogboy it should look more like this.

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Nov/200211258753442927838250.jpg

It is best not to over tighten your brake levers. In fact leaving them tight enough to grab the bar but loose enough to spin when you crash is ideal and can save replacement $$$.

[Jesus]

Busted! Uh, you ain't Jesus then pal.


Jesus would ride in a Plymouth Fury. Nothing else.

"God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury"


<sigh> Another "Old Testament" believer. Oh yea, first there was Adam and Eve, and then there were Ents and the Elves. MORONS... the Elves and Ents were God's first creations... duh. Sometimes Jesus wonders why Jesus ever bothered to save his people.

[hogboy]

first and last, Hey Zeus, I believe in nothing you can comprehend

::this sentence fragment deleted so I don't start a war.::::

I wuz born and I will die. nuff said.

and anyone who wants to start an argument with me about this, it will not go anywhere with me. useless exercise.

now go ride your bike.

[gungywump]

like what ?

I don't see anything

typical BG performance


Hogboy,
Your slow PC is just taking a little longer to load give a few minutes it's there.

What is the B.G. comment about?

Clean your rims or discs off after each ride. The dirt that collects on them will act like sandpaper and lead to premature wear of rims, pads and/or discs.