Yes, Women are Smarter

[Big Game]

O.K. I think I have it figured out.



O.K., no I haven't. But I was thinking that if I was a woman and I had to see "Women Can't Climb" as the most popular posting on this site for so many days straight (even though it is by far the funniest thing I have ever read), even I'd be getting depressed...and perhaps, just perhaps, I wouldn't be so enthusiastic about checking out the goings on at these groovy forums.

So I figured, what the heck. I'd say it.

And I think you gals are all right.


Please remember this when I'm attempting to win the hill climb. I realize that you are going to throw rotten vegetables at me no matter what. (I've said far too much crap not to deverve that). I just hope that maybe, just maybe, you'll stick to soft tomatoes and mushy kiwis and leave the not quite ripe pumpkins and coconuts at Stop and Shop (or Star Market for you Boston-types)

Your pal,

Big Game

[gungywump]

"Women are Smarter" Yes, but have YOU learned anything??

Sir Gump-alot,

This BG's coming out party - so to speak...?

[knucklebuste]

Women are smarter. Well at least you have to tell them that, and once a month, buy them roses, twice a week, give them a hot oil rub, always tell them they are beautiful, even when they wake up. Kiss them on the neck 3 times a day, and your all set. Then at the end of the week, you say "Honey, do you think I can order this new stem and handlebar" and she replies "Of course sweet pea, anything for you" Thats the ticket.