is chocolate an antidepressant??

[guitarsark]

I need something to get me through my workday...
want to ride my bike, but have to work to support my gearhead habit..
what to do??

[Big Game]

How to make it through your workday:

1. Post a message on the nemba forum.
2. Go to fark.com
3. Go to bikerag.com and count the mispeelings (honestly, this occupies most of my day)
4. Have a cup of coffee.

Then repeat...about 23 frickin times!

[sizlinseagulsoup]

I like the "oddly enough" columm on reuters.com

[knucklebuste]

I like to look at the nice happy pictures on rotten.com. ;D

[Mr_Cheeze]

Chocolate works. You might try... marijuana! 8)
But be careful about eating too much chocolate after smoking the marijuana.

I quit that stuff myself a few years ago because, ironically, it was making me depressed! So now it's red wine, Boston Sports (I know, the Sox are depressing) and computer games (presently Baldur's Gate).

Of course we all look at internet porn so I won't even bother bringing it up... wait, I just did. Oops.

[knucklebuste]

Weed is evil, paranoiajuana.
Alchohol makes you useless. I like to be energized. So heres the key. Quit the weed, quit the booze, lie to yourself that you are high on life and sooner or later you'll believe it and you'll wake up one day and say hey "I'm F*^&$(ng High on Life" Try it it works.

[Sylvan]

Getting through the workday...
Find more message boards on subjects that you like. I'm on or look into about 6 of them a day.. Always interesting to see what new has been posted.... And if they're active boards, you can almost have a real-time conversation going on....
Though I am not a person to ever turn down chocolate... ;D

[sizlinseagulsoup]

I like to look at the nice happy pictures on rotten.com. ;D


Somethingawful.com is a lot better.

Just wondering, am i the only person on here that is'nt getting paid to be working when they are actually goofing around on the internet.

[I Are Baboon]

Just wondering, am i the only person on here that is'nt getting paid to be working when they are actually goofing around on the internet.



Yes. ;D

[sizlinseagulsoup]

I don't get paid to be in school. Unfortunately. Actually, at a time I was... indirectly. Being the little entrepeneur that I am, I began purchasing mass amounts of candy and chewing gun at BJ's and selling them at a huge markup at school. I made about two thosand dollars in the few months I sold before the administration found out and threatened to suspend me if I did it again. Still, 2 grand is not a bad deal for an 8th grader. Got a nice bike with that. Aww, I am too nostalgic for the days when I did hardly any work for money :-/

Being the little entrepeneur that I am,....


2 grand is a great haul, just dont start listening to Bob Seager and dancing around the house in your underwear (you might be two young to understand his, just ask Mom or Dad, or somone else old like). I once considered a similar plan, but people get the wrong idea when 30+ year old men hang around the junior high with a car full of candy.(heh, heh, heh).

[sizlinseagulsoup]

Actually they are currently doing construction at my school and there have been numerous reports of workers attempting to (and succeding at) picking up nice young underage women. The moral of my story is you would fit in perfectly.

BEGONE DEVIL, AND TAKE THY VILE TEMPTATIONS WITH YE





(which school was that again?)