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Jisch
April 25th, 2006, 08:58 AM
After that great vacation, I'm really not into work. I mean really NOT into work.

My wife asked if i wanted to hit the trail behind the house for a few laps before work, normally I say, "no, I've got to get to work".

..but I'm really not into work so I agreed.

The trail itself is completely benign, not even many rocks on it, just a few logs to go over. My wife walks so I'm going really slow - I just practice trackstands and slow moves. I've built up a few side trails that go over larger rocks most are simply rollers. I did a small side rock early in the ride and found the surfaces of the rocks to be extremely slippery. Of course that barely registered.

I get down to one of my favorite rocks - I've built a small rock ramp up the back side. The top of the rock is probably 5 feet in the air. Its a steep roller, which is enough to make me pay attention but I usually don't get too much of a rush out of it. Did I mention the rocks were slippery?

I start up the ramp and my back wheel slides off the side just as I hit the top of the rock, the ramp up is maybe 4" wide, so this happens ocassionally. Just as the back tire slides off, I apply the brakes to regain control. Oops. Both wheels start sliding and I'm heading sideways off the high side of the rock. I back off the brakes, but I'm still sliding (though I now have a little bit of forward movement). I ended up side hopping off at about 3 1/2 feet. I figured I was dead, or at a minimum seriously hurt. I heard this strange half whimper/half scream exit my mouth.

Miraculously, I landed it, unharmed. I was still clipped in, but my heart was racing...

Probably one of the few times in my biking life where I pulled something out of my a$$ that saved me. Most of the time when I get that feeling of dread, something dreadful happens.

John

huff'npuff
April 25th, 2006, 09:11 AM
Quick! Go buy a lottery ticket !

nhiker
April 25th, 2006, 09:19 AM
Did your wife hear the whimpering....? If so you blame it on the brakes or the small animal you ran over as the bike went down. ;D

Glad to hear you weren't hurt John.
Welcome back.

Slider
April 25th, 2006, 09:49 AM
Glad you survived. But the lesson is this: Some of our best moves come out of pure desperation. ;D

So, from now on, do really stupid **** that is guaranteed to get you in trouble. You'll be amazed at what results. Hopefully, I'll be holding the camera.

Slider

Jisch
April 25th, 2006, 09:57 AM
Did your wife hear the whimpering....? If so you blame it on the brakes or the small animal you ran over as the bike went down. ;D

Glad to hear you weren't hurt John.
Welcome back.


Unfortunately, yes, my wife was right there and heard everything, although from her angle, she could just see me drop out of sight. She came running... so she got a little rush out of it too...

John

slapheadmofo
April 25th, 2006, 03:27 PM
;D I had to bail off the end of a long log ride the other day. Started about 18" off the ground, but ended up 3' or so off the deck, with a short 'northshore' bridge up from the end of the log to the top of the stump it used to spring from, then down the other side. I screwed up the bridge and pulled up and bailed off the side, hoping to neither land nose first or on top of something pointy. Ended up pulling off some sort of half-assed side-bail more that sounds a lot like yours and landing it like I knew what I was doing. My buddy behind me back the other end of the log was like "Dude that was a frigging sweet move! Did you mean to do that?"

MMcG
April 25th, 2006, 06:01 PM
I did something similar off of this on a ride I think it was last summer or the year before that.

Got up on top - lost a bit of balance and dropped off the side - landed perfectly like I knew what I was doing. But it scared the crap out of me.

nhiker
April 25th, 2006, 07:53 PM
Usually I spare my bike and land on something fleshy like...my head! But nice guys very impressive like cats!

Jisch
April 25th, 2006, 08:16 PM
The best part is that I was riding my hardtail as my FS is on the way back from Fruita (I hope). I can't believe that frame withstood the drop. Must be my superior skills... ::)

John