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TrailBate
February 6th, 2006, 09:03 AM
They have too many rocks.

Any chance they get, they like to get together and throw rocks. Ferry sinks, throw rocks. Cartoon of Mohammed is printed, throw rocks. Newsweek prints an article, throw rocks.

Why doesn't somebody go over there and pick up all the freakin rocks? They have no trees, so they can't throw sticks. They'll be reduced to throwing sand.

Hats off to the Iraqi terrorists/freedom fighters/insurgents/former postal workers. They have moved up to IED's! Ingenuity, people!
slapheadmofo
February 6th, 2006, 11:11 AM
;D

Yup take all the rocks away - might force them to come out of the stone ages. Ba-dum.
Would be cool if you could leave them a sense of humor at the same time. Holy lose your f'ing minds over a CARTOON. ::)
off piste
February 6th, 2006, 11:27 AM
Upset over depictions of Mohamed advocating violence, Muslim protesters broke church windows and set an embassy on fire. -- NPR
narlus
February 6th, 2006, 12:23 PM
i was gonna say fairly poor sight lines, too deep a room, and low ceilings.

www.mideastclub.com
slapheadmofo
February 6th, 2006, 01:37 PM
i was gonna say fairly poor sight lines, too deep a room, and low ceilings.

www.mideastclub.com




heheheh... no doubt ;D

Hey, look: CNN got a shot of Al Pacino throwing a stone at the Austrian embassy in Tehran...

"You wann play ruff? Huh? Say hello to my lil rock!"

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/02/06/cartoon.protests/story.stone.ap.jpg
Rych
February 6th, 2006, 01:41 PM
They have too many rocks.

Any chance they get, they like to get together and throw rocks. Ferry sinks, throw rocks. Cartoon of Mohammed is printed, throw rocks. Newsweek prints an article, throw rocks.

Why doesn't somebody go over there and pick up all the freakin rocks? They have no trees, so they can't throw sticks. They'll be reduced to throwing sand.

Hats off to the Iraqi terrorists/freedom fighters/insurgents/former postal workers. They have moved up to IED's! Ingenuity, people!


If this is your original thought its the funniest thing I've seen you bring to the table...You should give this joke to Leno.
Mr_Cheeze
February 6th, 2006, 02:32 PM
Why doesn't somebody go over there and pick up all the freakin rocks? They have no trees, so they can't throw sticks. They'll be reduced to throwing sand

Beh... we will just throw de women.
Mr_Cheeze
February 15th, 2006, 09:31 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/02/invade.html

I may have posted this before, but it's worth another look.