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Quo Fan
May 26th, 2005, 10:54 PM
So, maybe I spend way too much time alone in my car, but this is what I think of:

If Bambi was a male deer, how come only girls are maned Bambi?

We all know that Jesus was born in the Middle East. How come all the names in the Bible are European?

Why is it only Hispanics name their children Jesus?

Discuss freely.
Luckybikes
May 26th, 2005, 10:58 PM
Well these are very good questions but i think there better left unanswered
gnurider1080
May 26th, 2005, 11:00 PM
ive got another one for you:
why cant women just put the seat down themselves?
Quo Fan
May 26th, 2005, 11:04 PM
ive got another one for you:
why cant women just put the seat down themselves?


Watch out, Jerseygirl will have some of her "friends" visit you for remarks like that.
Luckybikes
May 26th, 2005, 11:12 PM
sense i ahve all sisters no what a fun joke.
After you use the toliet put the seat down then rub some soap on it next time they go in there to sit down bam there on the floor very funny ;D
gnurider1080
May 26th, 2005, 11:45 PM
sense i ahve all sisters no what a fun joke.
After you use the toliet put the seat down then rub some soap on it next time they go in there to sit down bam there on the floor very funny ;D

hahaha. my sister would kill me if i did that.
splat
May 27th, 2005, 12:01 AM
I have another one , that has bothered me

if the opposite of Pro is Con , then the opposite of Progress is Congress ?
ArmOnFire
May 27th, 2005, 08:53 AM
Nice Splat!

I used to tell my wife when we were dating and first lived together that gravity was on her side as far as the toilet seat is concerned. ;D
Jisch
May 27th, 2005, 09:32 AM
Why do you drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

Why does everyone have to be quiet when a golfer is going to hit the ball (which is stationary) but crowds are allowed to go nuts at baseball games where the ball is coming in at 100mph and curving?

Things I wonder about,
John
MTBME
May 27th, 2005, 09:37 AM
"how come only girls are maned Bambi?"

Actually I think only playboy models are named bambi.
huff'npuff
May 27th, 2005, 10:08 AM
I have another one , that has bothered me

if the opposite of Pro is Con , then the opposite of Progress is Congress ?



I think that's called "truth in advertising"