October 16th, 2003, 12:52 PM
Gave me a chuckle...anyone have any to add?
Which of the following scenarios would you like to see unfold in tonight's ALCS Game 7 vs. the Yankees?
Jeff Nelson and Karim Garcia punch out a nun in the bleachers who's wearing a Red Sox cap
Byung-Hyun Kim seeks asylum in Yankees dugout; pitches 9th for New York with Yankees up by 3, gives up grand slam to Nomar.
Clemens is forced to bat when Joe Torre uses all of his pinch hitters. Sox bring in secret signee Mike Piazza to pitch. Clemens has to run into clubhouse to change his pants.
Don Zimmer rushes choirboy singing the national anthem, but plate in his head attracts the microphone, which conks him in the head. He pretends he's hurt when the Yanks lose and goes to the hospital. Pedro sends two tickets to Game 1 of the World Series.
Which of the following scenarios would you like to see unfold in tonight's ALCS Game 7 vs. the Yankees?
Jeff Nelson and Karim Garcia punch out a nun in the bleachers who's wearing a Red Sox cap
Byung-Hyun Kim seeks asylum in Yankees dugout; pitches 9th for New York with Yankees up by 3, gives up grand slam to Nomar.
Clemens is forced to bat when Joe Torre uses all of his pinch hitters. Sox bring in secret signee Mike Piazza to pitch. Clemens has to run into clubhouse to change his pants.
Don Zimmer rushes choirboy singing the national anthem, but plate in his head attracts the microphone, which conks him in the head. He pretends he's hurt when the Yanks lose and goes to the hospital. Pedro sends two tickets to Game 1 of the World Series.