Mountain Bikers Wage War On Mosquitoes

[pk]

Mountain bikers make up the state's newest weapons in a war against mosquitoes.

Don't believe me? Click this to hear the buzz!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=383&ncid=383&e=4&u=/ibsys/20030611/lo_WCVB/1655092

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[woodyak]

I was mauled the other day by skeeters at the Gordon College trails. I'd stop for maybe 3 seconds and I'd have 10 to 15 of those vampires all over me. Deet seems to only make them more determined.

[knucklebuste]

I went to Rutland State park 2 nights in a row. 1st night with my wife unprotected :-X
Since she has to stop every 5 minutes or so I got MAULED. Our ride basically got ruined by them BASTARDS. I'd like to have a 55 gal drum of mosquitos and slowly burn the bitch and drink beers and watch while it's burning. DIE MO FU'S, DIE.
Second night at Rutland State Park, I went with Jimmy 2x and we loaded up with mans best friend. DEEP WOODS OFF. My wife goes "this is the new stuff, it smells good, like parfume"
NOT, smells like sh*t and has the same 10W40 consistancy of the rest of those horrible bug repellents, but it worked. About an hour after starting out though we had to reload. I'm buzzed from all the deet on my skin last night and it was so good to take a shower and wash that sh*t off, but nothing beats not having mosquito bites. I itch like an idiot and use a rambo knife to scratch dem bites. My wife freaks out and I say "man's got an itch, man will scratch" and the rambo knife gets rid of the itch.
DEEP WOODS OFF
GET sum
knuck

[CouchingTiger]

Hey, how do we sign up for skeeter patrol? I'd be happy to drop pellets as I ride. Maybe we could throw some in the beaver dam(n)ed malaria pit tonight!

-Couch