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Mr_Cheeze
May 18th, 2003, 07:26 PM
This is just too funny.


Psyop: The Love’s Not Mutual

The U.S. military is using Metallica and the ‘Barney’ theme song as instruments of coercion in Iraq


NEWSWEEK

May 26 issue — Your parents aren’t the only ones who hate your music—some Iraqis hate it, too. U.S. military units have been breaking Saddam supporters with long sessions in which they’re forced to listen to heavy-metal and children’s songs. “Trust me, it works,” says one U.S. operative.

THE IDEA, says Sgt. Mark Hadsell, is to break a subject’s resistance by annoying that person with what some Iraqis would consider culturally offensive music. The songs that are being played include “Bodies” from the Vin Diesel “XXX” movie soundtrack and Metallica’s “Enter Sandman.” “These people haven’t heard heavy metal before,” he explains. “They can’t take it.” Few people could put up with the sledgehammer riffs of Metallica, and kiddie songs aren’t that much easier, especially when selections include the “Sesame Street” theme and some of purple dinosaur Barney’s crooning.
—Adam Piore

Mr_Cheeze
May 18th, 2003, 07:39 PM
This got me to thinking. What would break Mr. Cheeze down in interrogation? Hmmm.

Quite probably Arabic and/or Indian music. Ever hear that crap they play in Indian restaurants? I rest my case.
Kenny G possibly would work. The Ramones for sure. The $@#%ing theme from Friends!

Being forced to watch episodes of I Love Lucy ad infinitum.

Rip
June 30th, 2003, 01:28 AM
I'm a frikken tank, the only thing that bothers me is Tina Turner.