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AA
May 6th, 2003, 09:07 AM
Dont be like this guy..........


http://www.boston.com/news/daily/06/odds_thong.htm
SloMoJo
May 6th, 2003, 09:21 AM
Well....
I'm still gonna wear mine under the shorts.
Makes me feel sexy. ::)
nhiker
May 6th, 2003, 09:26 AM
I know of some trails with flesh eating thorn bushes wich take care of this guy! ::)
CouchingTiger
May 6th, 2003, 09:55 AM
Would anyone be complaining if it were some young/hot chick wearing a thong? I think not. Good for him, though that's gotta be a scary sight ;)

-Couch
If_Rider
May 6th, 2003, 10:06 AM
Hey, New Product idea! The padded cycling thong! :o

I'm callin' Pearl Izumi.
Mt.A TODD
May 6th, 2003, 10:42 AM
A couple of weekends ago I went for a ride showing some trails to some new guys around MT.A. This one dude was wearing a long sleeve (too small) thermal top and matching long underwear. THAT'S IT! a super tight set of long underwear. So we start riding, and I'm out front huffing and puffing, and get passed by the dude in the tighty whiteties, I look up at the guy riding in front of me, and all I see is hairy BARE MAN ASS! His tights are so small, that the waist line of the tights has creeped down to the lower part of his butt cheeks. We are not talking about plumbers crack, but full on bare ass. It was so distracting that I had to make up an excuse and bailed so I could ride by myself. I can tolerate allot of fashion faux pas when cycling, but I cannot ride with a freak who likes the feel of fine Italian leather on his bare bottom!
AA
May 6th, 2003, 10:47 AM
Todd,

You should make sure that long underwear man hooks up with couch seeing that he is all in favor of alternative (skimpy) cycling attire ;)
May 6th, 2003, 11:10 AM
sexy ? or scary?
CouchingTiger
May 6th, 2003, 11:16 AM
Oh no, I just said I was in favor of the principle, not the practice ;)

BTW, they make a skimpy padded short for tri-geeks. Basically a padded Speedo.

-Couch


Todd,

You should make sure that long underwear man hooks up with couch seeing that he is all in favor of alternative (skimpy) cycling attire ;)
SloMoJo
May 6th, 2003, 12:52 PM
Oh bill!
That's just not right.
I just lost my appetite. :-[

Well, if I dish out the humor I must be able to take it from time to time.
-Slo

ps. Please seek counseling for these weird desires you have, OK? ;)
Mt.A TODD
May 6th, 2003, 01:32 PM
Low Blow Bill! I predict we will see you in a pair of denim thongs soon!

Blue car,
Blue bike,
Blue thong!
MTBME
May 7th, 2003, 09:01 AM
sexy ? or scary?
MFGlobe
May 7th, 2003, 09:38 AM
OMG! I think I'm going to have nightmares after seeing that!
SloMoJo
May 7th, 2003, 10:00 AM
Hey!
No one is allowed to post to this thread again.
Just let it sink into oblivion please. :P

Obviously, that is not me. My legs are fatter than that and my navel is hairy.

Now, just return to your lives people. ;D
C.P.
May 7th, 2003, 11:51 AM
Someone just emailed this to me...Is there a chance this is the guy in the original article?
Scary thought seein this guy out an about...
Mt.A TODD
May 7th, 2003, 12:55 PM
Yeah that's the dude, I like his choice of footwear.. You'd think he would wear sandals, but nooo ..dress loafers and socks.. Huh????

Plus he's riding the streets in the Redneck capitol of the world.. He's got a deathwish!

Nice spine alignment too. I love freaks.
May 7th, 2003, 05:17 PM
BUMP

now this is scary
AA
May 7th, 2003, 10:09 PM
Bill,

Not that I am focusing on your ass but it appears to be hair free. Your not one of those shaving guys are you? BTW any complaints from the neighbors?
EVIL BOTA
May 8th, 2003, 09:43 AM
sexy ? or scary?


OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 8th, 2003, 11:18 AM
Your not one of those shaving guys are you? BTW any complaints from the neighbors?


I dont ride like this around my home but this was a ride over at Splat's house so i figured "when in Rome...". I usually wear jeans when i ride and although the fit is relaxed in the leg the seat is still tight enough to polish the skin baby smooth :o
May 8th, 2003, 11:28 AM
what was that i heard?? you will be leading an all nude MTB class for all ages at Cedar Waters this season?? :o ;D :o 8)
cyclnt
May 8th, 2003, 11:46 AM
Can someone tell me how to get to Vietnam. I'll be traveling on 495 South
Mt.A TODD
May 8th, 2003, 01:02 PM
Can someone tell me how to get to Vietnam. I'll be traveling on 495 South


You take 495 to Rt 1 which leads to Logan Airport, get on a Jet plane and fly across the Ocean.
SloMoJo
May 8th, 2003, 02:02 PM
Oh that's helpful.. ::)
Todd you being from Maine, I expected "Can't get there from here!"

Anyhoo cyclnt, I'll give you directions. But you have start a new thread with that question. These people on this thread are just too weird for me. :P
If_Rider
May 8th, 2003, 02:09 PM
or check this thread for directions and parking info:

http://www.nemba.org/yabbse/index.php?board=8;action=display;threadid=1726
May 9th, 2003, 01:11 PM
When i saw Todd's avatar next to this pic he posted long ago i just coudnt help myself, They just fit together so perfectly. I promise this is the last one.

bill
May 9th, 2003, 01:26 PM
WOW :o that would scare anything off the trail!
AA
May 9th, 2003, 02:10 PM
Bill,

dont stop now, your work just gets better and better
SloMoJo
May 9th, 2003, 03:22 PM
Oh yea...true art work.

Let's just hope Bill does not get an actual job anytime soon. ::)

Bill...You a general contractor or a graphics artist???
I forget. ;)
johnbryanpeters
May 10th, 2003, 08:52 PM
That is way too disturbing. I'm giving up the bikes and getting a fat tire pickup with a roll cage and a Bud dispenser. ::)

J
Big Game
May 13th, 2003, 11:20 AM
sexy ? or scary?


Hey...I can't believe it. From the pic it appears as if SloMo shaves his legs! My vote therefore, is for SEXY!
May 13th, 2003, 11:37 AM
The power of the thong can no longer be denied. How did this subject rate 500 views and 3 pages. When will it end.


The horror,the horrrrorrr.


(i know i didnt have to add to this but i figured what the heck, 1 more post and it tops the last pointless topic "things left on a car"
SloMoJo
May 13th, 2003, 11:43 AM
Well, Big Game....I'm flattered.
Thank you.

You don't like girls too do you? ;D
AA
May 13th, 2003, 11:57 AM
The power of the thong can no longer be denied. How did this subject rate 500 views and 3 pages. When will it end.


The horror,the horrrrorrr.


(i know i didnt have to add to this but i figured what the heck, 1 more post and it tops the last pointless topic "things left on a car"


Now I know that this thread is rather silly but I think that it has provided a place for you to show your talents with the medium know as the thong........ and I think it is a much better topic than "things left on the car" however I may be biased.
SloMoJo
May 13th, 2003, 12:07 PM
It's all fun and games....
Until someone has a thong on their ass! ;D

Bill, could you a little something for AA?
May 13th, 2003, 12:45 PM
Bill, could you a little something for AA?


sorry :'( a promise is a promise.